Politically correct - such a lovely word. Constructive critiques - one of my favorites.
Just, you know, so many people are out there being nice to each other, so I though that, for a change, I might as well go ahead and be a total bitch. After all, I've been told several times I'm a natural. Don't get too worked up, I'm sure some other idiot just round the corner will love ya.

Me? No, thank you.